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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] i_am_hiding@aussie.zone 120 points 1 week ago (4 children)

That bloke is safe in the knowledge that any time he gets rejected he can just claim it was part of the meal deal

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 week ago (3 children)

a quick handy behind the bike shed is part of the meal deal

[–] lemmyknow@lemmy.today 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six, a number seven with extra dip, two number forty-fives (one with cheese), and a quick handy behind the bike shed

[–] redhorsejacket@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Aw shit, here we go again...

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