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Birds aren’t real
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They used to be. Until the U.S. Government replaced them with drone replicas designed to spy on the American public. Founded in 1976.
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. . . I wonder if we can run Doom on birds.
Potentially. You'd need to exploit some underlying behavior we've not yet determined, but you can certainly run it on crabs should you feel inclined.