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[–] InnerScientist@lemmy.world 54 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The extra words are not needed. The most accurate version is just:

Don’t trust companies.

[–] rarWars@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 5 days ago (2 children)

The extra words are not needed. The most accurate version is just:

Don’t trust.

[–] sxan@midwest.social 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

And there are people who think you're joking, reductio ad absurdum.

You can't trust your own computer, because the hard drive might go bad at any moment, so you backup up a USB drive. But you can't trust that backup, because your house could burn down, or get flooded, or get caught in a tornado; so you back up to cloud, too. But you can't trust that because, well, cloud.

At some point, you just have to accept that there will always be risk, no matter what you do. You take steps to minimize it until your comfort level exceeds the cost or PITA-ness of your backup solutions, but those who know, know you can never guarantee you've covered all the bases.

Don't trust, indeed.

[–] InnerScientist@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (2 children)

The extra word is not needed. The most accurate version is just:

Don’t.

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 7 points 4 days ago

Really this is the most correct. Saves so much time. Just don't.

[–] No1@aussie.zone 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The extra word~~s are~~ is not needed. The most accurate version is just:

Don't