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[–] Alcan@lemmy.world 48 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Actually, the CEO is the person who controls the lever, and the railway is a closed circle, but if he stops the train, he just earns a 300% profit.

[–] 123@programming.dev 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You misspelled "if he speeds up the train, he just earns a 300% profit". Literally how they work. Parasites.

Nah, if he speeds up the train, he gets 1000% profit. He just refuses to stop the train because he would only get a 300% profit, which is less growth than last year's 500%, so shareholders would be unhappy.

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