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[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Someone also stole one of his ".

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago

Actually by amazing coincidence the full quote is:

cant have shit in detroit a lot cause its a fun phrase but i forgot how funny the original was Sombody stole my fucking porch . I opened my door an fell 🤦 u can't have shit in Detroit Someone also stole one of his