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But why though? I guess the next one will have to be concrete.
YARR HAR HAR HAR HAR~!
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Because it's a joke.
No. A joke is "two cannibals are eating a clown; one turns to the other and asks 'does this taste funny to you?'" Turning someone's morning into a trip to the hospital is a felony.
There were prime cut 2 by 4's in that porch