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Trump takes no chances in armored golf buggy as protesters storm streets across Scotland (www.themirror.com)
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The buggy wasn't driven by Trump, but is thought to be his "getaway vehicle" should anyone open fire on the course. The black, obviously armored vehicle followed Trump around as he played golf, with many experts noting that it bore similarities to "The Beast" — Trump's protective vehicle stateside.

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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

A goddamned armored golf cart.

That sets a new personal record of my 'most out of touch, elitist thing someone can have or do'.

...

Well, Scotland basically did invent sniping, so it does make sense that a man with a ~~tiny penis~~ fragile ego, who's been targeted by at least two snipers, would want some protection on a series of giant, open fields...

... at least it isn't painted gold.

smdh