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How to pad your resume by simply stealing an Eagle Scout patch (thehardtimes.net)

submitted 6 days ago by MHLoppy@fedia.io to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works

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The job market is absolutely brutal right now. And when you’re someone like me, who doesn’t have a “bachelor’s degree” in the traditional sense, it can be tough to land that ever-elusive interview. I’m constantly thinking of new ways to at least give hiring managers a second of pause before they throw my resume in the trash. And I think I’ve got something, even if the lamest people on the planet will probably call it “stolen valor.” [...]

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

You don't even have to steal one from an actual Eagle Scout. They sell those at the Scout store. Be a lot easier. I mean an Eagle Scout is literally always prepared for anything. Including hand to hand combat.

Source: Was just a few things away from getting Eagle myself. But my troop dissolved before I could get it.

[–] MHLoppy@fedia.io 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It's disappointing that you didn't read this high quality journalism before posting 😥

“How exactly does one procure said insignia?” I hear you asking. “Surely, they’re kept under heavy guard in some sort of armored facility.” Nope. They’re available at your local Scout Shop for $2.99. “They’re at least locked in a glass case or hidden behind the counter, right?” Nah, they’re just kind of there.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I read it only after commenting. Didn't wanna let that Always Be Prepared joke get lost in my brain.

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