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An immigration lawyer asked ICE for help. She said they gave her the number for Taco Bell (www.fox19.com)

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[–] Vorticity@lemmy.world 179 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Man, fuck these people. They obviously don't want justice and don't believe in liberty, certainly not for all. They are so anti American that they break the Pledge of Allegiance on a daily basis.

[–] Coolbeanschilly@lemmy.ca 35 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Sounds like treason. Isn't that punishable by the death penalty in the US?

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 44 points 6 days ago (1 children)

No, it's punishable by pardon apparently

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 day ago

punishable by invitation to the child rape island

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 19 points 5 days ago

"Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety," -Benjamin Franklin