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Ghislaine Maxwell can’t help but notice interview room covered in plastic sheeting (theonion.com)

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Perplexed that the Department of Justice had chosen a setting with such strange decor to ask her about Jeffrey Epstein’s co-conspirators, Ghislaine Maxwell confirmed Thursday that she couldn’t help but notice her interview room was covered in plastic sheeting. “Wow, you’ve got the whole room tarped up—you guys doing some painting later?” said Maxwell as she stepped into the Florida courthouse’s windowless office, with eyewitnesses reporting that she then carefully shuffled over to a plastic-wrapped chair after briefly slipping on the slick, sheeted floor. [...]

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[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Dexter is about a serial killer killer.

When he was a young boy, Dexter witnessed the brutal murder of his mother, and it bent his brain a bit. His foster parent noticed that he seemed to have some psychopathic tendencies, so instead of trying to "fix" him, they just taught him a moral code, that he should only kill muderers who escaped justice.

In adulthood, Dexter works in forensics, helping the police track down murderers, murdering the ones that "get away." There's a lot of blood spatter in this show.