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my opinions on corn (lemmy.sdf.org)
submitted 1 week ago by pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org to c/news@lemmy.sdf.org
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i think corn is really good it tastes nice and you can do so much with it like popcorn and cream corn and tortillas but the best thing about corn is on the cob because you can put butter and salt and pepper on it to make it really tasty but it can be messy so be sure to wear a bib anyways thank you for reading my opinions on corn in the news community

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[–] eecobb@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I am deeply outraged and saddened by your behavior, @pieguy.
Over the years together, I had truly begun to see you as a friend.

But this is too far.
The line must be drawn here.

Promoting CORN on c/news.

Because of your status as moderator of beandoodles, I thought you were a safe person. Your corn supremacist actions have proven that this is not the case.

THEREBY,

  • It is decreed that you shall:
    Retract all previous positive statements about corn.
  • Apologize publicly.
  • Make a ten-step program on how we, as a community of friends, can topple systemic corn supremacy.
  • Abdicate your lordship over any plant-related digital communities and appoint me as new Supreme Ruler.
  • Banish yourself from this sublemmy for 40 days and 40 nights.
[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

doesn't your username have "cob" in it? also i do have positive opinions on other cereals like rice and wheat and quinoa and others i just wanted to talk about corn

[–] eecobb@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

doesn’t your username have “cob” in it?

It's illegal for you to ask me that question. Talk to my union representative, @jawa22@lemmy.blahaj.zone