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You can already stick a beer bottle in the sand. If you're determined enough, also your ass (Wikipedia, SFW).
My ER clerk friend told me that one night a guy walked in and tried to hand her what looked like the ball of a trailer hitch, and for some reason it had burn marks on it and it stunk. She told him to get it out of there and asked him what he did with it and why he was there. He had set it on fire and shoved it up his ass. Why he set it on fire first is a mystery, but he just wanted to be seen for his burns to his hands. At least nobody had to fish it out.
I would guess he thought he was sterilizing it.
Well that would make sense if he did the fire part BEFORE insertion, but that thing went in his trunk aflame.