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Self-described “grill master” skills limited to hot dogs and frozen burgers (www.thebeaverton.com)

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After spending over $6,000 on a propane grill and accessories, Robert Arsenault has to date grilled only hot dogs and hamburgers. Arsenault, 39, recently renovated the patio of his family home to include space for what he calls, “The Fortress of Grillitude.” [...]

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[–] jjagaimo@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Not to brag but I made some pretty good burgers from scratch and it doesnt even take that much work when you're a lil stupid like me

[–] MHLoppy@fedia.io 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

ALL HAIL THE NEW GRILL MASTER

[–] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

Wonder if he'll be able to add hot dogs to his already-formidable arsenal one day

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