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[–] huppakee@feddit.nl 14 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Authorities had performed an unannounced visit to Haddix's home in April and found a large cage in her basement. The cage was empty, but authorities saw "fresh dung," flies, blankets, an empty Gatorade bottle and “a half-eaten sucker” in the case, leading them to believe a chimp had recently been kept there.

The unannounced visit was a condition of her release.

Haddix's legal battle played out on HBO's "Chimp Crazy." The four-part series was released last year and followed her custody case with PETA over several chimps, including Tonka. The movie star chimp had vanished in 2021 under her care after a court granted PETA permission to transfer Tonka and other chimps to a sanctuary.

In January 2022 virtual court testimony featured in the four-part series, Haddix sobbed as she told the court that Tonka had died and was cremated. In the series, Haddix revealed to the audience that Tonka was alive and celebrated her tricking the court.

PETA used the HBO series as evidence in its case against Haddix.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Shes evil!

Custody case against PETA

Nvm shes probably in the right

[–] CXORA@aussie.zone 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I see you've fallen for the anti-peta propaganda.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Well, considering they euthanize animals at a much higher rate than other shelters, are known to peddle misinformation, and the fact that theyve been known to steal people animals to kill them, yeah, I'd certainly say i have. They're emotionally manipulative, abusive to their animals, and hippocrites. Fuck PETA

[–] CXORA@aussie.zone 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Peta accepts animals that other shelters reject... so of course their rates are worse. Do you object to euthenasia in general?

So they had one bad ad campaign.. Okay.

Peta does not, as an organisation, steal pets.

[–] Poojabber@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

You are correct. PETA is very similar to the united states police. There are good members that are doing some good out there, however there are a great many documented cases of them doing terrible things that stain the reputation of the vast majority.

[–] IzzyJ@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They also pushed bullshit suggesting milk causes autism

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

I linked to that

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