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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] derpgon@programming.dev 6 points 2 weeks ago

First I would try hypnosis, then putting a malware on their computer while muttering "I told you so" while fixing it, and then banning their MAC address if everything else fails.