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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[โ€“] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 79 points 1 week ago (10 children)

If you dodge 99 bullets and get killed by the last one, you're a great bullet dodger but still dead. Did anyone count how many bullets were shot at him that didn't hit?

[โ€“] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 week ago

There were over a dozen that did hit if you count both times he got hit. No idea how many missed, likely a lot.

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