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GE Recalls Washing Machines That Failed To Pleasure Lonely Housewives (theonion.com)

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“Certain front-loading washer models have been recalled due to a motor issue that prevents the machines from properly bringing sexually frustrated housewives to shuddering climax,” said product safety coordinator Lisa Poundstone

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[–] Plebcouncilman@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Do women really do this? I always thought it was bullshit.

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

It is almost certainly an old thing that has carried over from the days where you couldn't buy vibrators in Walmart or shipped to your door same day with Amazon.

[–] paraphrand@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This short film seems plausible to me:

Eletrodoméstica (2005, 22')

[–] voluble@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

Hey, thanks for sharing, really enjoyed that!

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 weeks ago

i mean i'm sure it happens from time to time but yeah i struggle to imagine it being the go-to