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[–] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 215 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Or more commonly:

His dad was a famous actor and his mom was a famous actress, he got his big break when he was born the child of a famous actor and actress

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nah, that's not fair, this is how it usually goes:

His parent was a famous actors/director, he got his break when his parent worked a project that needed a baby in shot, and brought him with them when he was 2 weeks, cementing his legacy from a young age.

[–] L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago

Almost, but not quite:

His parents were a famous actors/directors, he got concieved because the producer said they wanted a baby in the scene to help audiences empathize better (unused footage; from the dvd commentary only). Unfortuately the government bent to protests from people that wouldn't allow the studio to warehouse him as a prop, cementing his legacy from a young age.

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