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[โ€“] fartographer@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I get that, which why I'm trying to mentally reframe this poster.

William is called Big, Beautiful Bill because he's so gorgeous that no one can resist him, but he's also a hulked-out giant. Trump will instantly fall in love, but will have too much pride and homophobia to act on it.

... Until one night, Twat-Tickling Trump says "fuck it," and tries to become Dick Diving Don. He decides he's rich and famous enough to get away with moving in on him like a bitch (I still have no clue what this is supposed to mean). That's when Big, Beautiful Bill turns into Whack-em William and lays out Trump with one slap.

[โ€“] Booboofinget@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

"Serving time for abuse of a corpse/ Only this time the victim is a Clydesdale horse"

Alon with the rest of the song that I'm too lazy to type.