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If you dodge 99 bullets and get killed by the last one, you're a great bullet dodger but still dead. Did anyone count how many bullets were shot at him that didn't hit?
— Wayne Gretzky
- Michael Scott
— Abraham Lincoln
— Tupac
— Albert Einstein
-- Gretz Waynkey
-- The bus driver
But you fuck one goat...
There were over a dozen that did hit if you count both times he got hit. No idea how many missed, likely a lot.
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