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Discussion Thread 🍜 Thursday 24 July 2025 (aussie.zone)

submitted 2 weeks ago by YarraByte@aussie.zone to c/melbourne@aussie.zone

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[–] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

90 minutes into the work day and I'm already ready to stab people.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Wanna get a throw momma from the train thing going?

so far

Site: Our server is malfunctioning!!!! Me: ait, lemme have a look Me: does repairy things Site: SoMeOnE'S DOING SoMeThInG To oUr SERVER!!! Me: yes, that's me, repairing it. Site: PULLS THE FUCKING POWER Me: ....Please don't do that you will damage the unit Site: Well you don't have to be RUDE about it I don't CARE for the tone of your EMAIL

It's been half an hour since I asked them to confirm it's fixed, I can literally see the cunts using it but they won't reply

[–] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

How rude

Rebreak it and leave

[–] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I've just had a bunch of request for access to files...which is fine, but there's a process. Same people who are requesting access, cannot be bothered replying to my emails that are part of the process.

Guaranteed I'll be getting messages tomorrow on how they still can't access documents.

Absolute fucking tools.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

oh yeah. "I have issue" "please XYZ to resolve issue" "NO RESOLVE. JUST ISSUE"

[–] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Gets better. I've only been in this role like 4 months AND only 2nd time going through this process.

They've been at it for like 6 years and about a dozen projects.

It's the same process each and every time.

Catapult the fuckers into the sun

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago

it's the same friggin' users too, and yet somehow YOU'RE the problem.

[–] PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

You don't have a cousin Paddy