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[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was a dollar tree store manager and took different route

"Sir! Sir, you have beautiful eyes don't risk that. Let it go"

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Plot twist: "Sir" was one of your staff. On-brand WTF for Dullard Tree, 100% πŸ˜…

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Close. The other fighter was staff. A man named Phillip. The person who started the fight had nice eyes tho

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

^jesus^ You took his eyes as payment? πŸ˜Άβ€πŸŒ«οΈ I knew there was a catch. There's always a catch.

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Turn around bright eyes Every now and then I fall apart!

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

The Corinthian has entered the chat