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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Counterpoint: Everyone who ever attended yale should commit mass suicide

[–] serenissi@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I know this is meant to be a joke but it is incentive.

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Were you meaning "pertinent" or "appropriate"? Incentive has always been a noun in my experience.

[–] serenissi@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

*insensitive 🤦🏻‍♀️

no idea what I was thinking

Your subconscious was farming those up-doots.

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