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[–] tate@lemmy.sdf.org 74 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (12 children)

It should be distanceraptor / time

Otherwise the raptors cancel and you just get velocity.

[–] Botzo@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Distanceraptor over time equals velociraptor? Sounds like evolution to me.

[–] Natanael 4 points 1 week ago

It tripped, so it became a revolution instead

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