Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 1 week ago by ZDL@lazysoci.al to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] AmazingAwesomator@lemmy.world -1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

speedraptor = distanceraptor/time

velociraptor = distanceraptor/time/time

[–] Marz157@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's an acceleraptor. Velociraptor = displacemeraptor/time as mentioned above.

[–] AmazingAwesomator@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

aaaahhhhh, indeed. ty