Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 3 weeks ago by ZDL@lazysoci.al to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Otherwise the raptors cancel and you just get velocity.

I mean, yes? Weren’t they super fast?

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

They seemed fast, but it's just because they worked in packs, so the one that got you was there the whole time.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Clever girl.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Nothing personnel, kid.