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Amazon has a pretty expansive return policy, just send them back (assuming this is real, which it is not).
who are you even talking to?
the OP from 2015 I'm assuming. Who knows maybe Amazon will let him return them?
Or may Jeff Bezos will personally laugh in his face and have a wedding at his house. Hard to say.
God I wish Jeff Bezos would have a wedding in my house. I'd hide in the ceiling and drop bear him with a steak knife.