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Anon does the shopping (infosec.pub)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Turret3857 45 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

the OP from 2015 I'm assuming. Who knows maybe Amazon will let him return them?

Or may Jeff Bezos will personally laugh in his face and have a wedding at his house. Hard to say.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago

Jeff Bezos having a wedding in random peroples' houses is a running joke I will make for the rest of my life just letting you know.

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 weeks ago

God I wish Jeff Bezos would have a wedding in my house. I'd hide in the ceiling and drop bear him with a steak knife.