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[–] Buffalox@lemmy.world 73 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (16 children)

Chances are, if your $9 before-tip beverage is iced and concocted with an alternative milk, you’re some semblance of queer.

WTF? How is this shit upvoted? Being sexist or racist for fun is not funny.
I suppose being not the Onion is fitting, but still...

I like this one:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lumumba_(drink)

[–] paultimate14@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not just that, but they even get the sexism and racism wrong. It's suburban, middle-class, straight white women who are supposed to be associated with $9 lattes.

[–] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Hipsters were into overpriced coffee since before it was cool.

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