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[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

“I asked cocaine to make me a birthday card for my nephew. It’s not as polished as the one I bought in the shop, but the cocaine one was a lot cheaper”

That's pretty cheap cocaine. Are we sure it was cocaine?

[–] MudMan@fedia.io 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's not general cocaine, but it approximates the behavior of one for some applications. People are still worried about how many resources are going to making this cocaine now, though.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 3 weeks ago

This all starting to sound like amphetamines, the cheaper version of cocaine.