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[–] Deestan@lemmy.world 80 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (4 children)

Are you saying this mayo horror wasn't cooked up by a pure well-meaning heart?

[–] marine_mustang@sh.itjust.works 37 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Mayonnaise. Salad. I just…can’t.

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 35 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Don’t worry, the recipe offers a seafood variant!

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You'll be delighted to know that the seafood version includes boiled hot dog chunks!

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

When did the definition of delighted change?

Around the same time the definition of “literally” was expanded to include “figuratively”

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

The '/s' here is silent.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Are mayo and sour cream based salads not a thing where you come from?

I'll agree they don't deserve to be called salads but they're pretty common here. The OG potato or pasta salads everyone used to make for every occasion of course have no lettuce or cabbage in them, the greenest thing you may find is peas. The least salady salads of them all.

[–] marine_mustang@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

Of course, we have potato and pasta salads. Those are mostly potatoes or pasta, along with other ingredients, and the mayonnaise forms the base of the dressing, which the solids are tossed in. That photo just looks straight up like the whole thing is a brick of mostly mayo.

[–] Wolf314159@startrek.website 2 points 3 weeks ago

What's wrong with tuna salad? Potato salad? Macaroni salad? Coleslaw (a kind of cabbage salad)? Mayo isn't really all that different than many other salad dressings either. Also, pretty much any decent deli sandwich is basically a salad with meat and cheese dressed in mayo between two slices of bread.

You're missing out.

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 3 weeks ago

Sometimes, I don't know how America avoided a collective heart attack before Kennedy was assassinated.

[–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 weeks ago

The exclamation marks in "Surprise!" evoke the same energy as "Oops! All Berries," like you're biting into a "salad" and discovering it's Oops! All Mayonnaise.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

I mean.. I'd try it. I might not like it, but I'll give it a go.