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[–] Buffalox@lemmy.world 73 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (16 children)

Chances are, if your $9 before-tip beverage is iced and concocted with an alternative milk, you’re some semblance of queer.

WTF? How is this shit upvoted? Being sexist or racist for fun is not funny.
I suppose being not the Onion is fitting, but still...

I like this one:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lumumba_(drink)

[–] naeap@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

The link misses the last bracket

Gonna try: link

Edit: yeah, seems you just missed a ')'

[–] Buffalox@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Worked fine for me, I haven't edited it, and it still works fine?
The ")" is absolutely there.
Hovering your link and mine they are identical.

[–] naeap@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Strange

On my client (summit/android) a closing bracket is missing and the link doesn't work

[–] Buffalox@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I just tried it on my phone too (Firefox), and it works fine.
So yes strange indeed?

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