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A lead-in cut scene for a game like Half-Life or Portal that ostensibly takes place in a workplace, where the back story is just a bunch of reply-all emails, a passive aggressive birthday card message, and increasingly poor performance reviews.
"I'm not exactly sure how this started, other than on the Finance floor, and somehow having to do with bringing a pie to a birthday lunch and not cake. These people are sick. I don't even know if I'm a good guy, or a bad guy. There's a huge difference, but I can't even tell."