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[–] DrCake@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago (11 children)

Why would you want to put a bottle in the sand? Wouldn’t the sand just warm up the beer quicker?

[–] seaQueue@lemmy.world 51 points 1 week ago (2 children)

In case you don't want it in your ass?

[–] MimicJar@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Why would you want to put a bottle in your ass? Wouldn’t your ass just warm up the beer quicker? Hmmm... although if I shove ice up their first...

[–] seaQueue@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe the sand is hot? It's a situational decision.

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 week ago

Stupid sexy sand.

There once was a ~~lady who swallowed a fly~~ lemming who boofed a bottle

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

It's a good way to cool down in the summer heat.

[–] Typotyper@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

But what if you wanted that bit of extra texture

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