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Discussion Thread 📚 Tuesday 22 July 2025 (aussie.zone)

submitted 2 weeks ago by YarraByte@aussie.zone to c/melbourne@aussie.zone

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[–] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Just got off a translation services call at work. I quote the translator: "She is swearing at you now, she wants me to translate swearing words"

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago

That's funny 😂. I would've said "Hit me".

[–] SituationCake@aussie.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I hope the translation was something entertaining like ‘May the donkey fleas bite your privates and your mother is a pond algae’

[–] PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries