Shark Week continues!
Elevator pitch
- 'Clash of the Titans' meets 'Altered States'
Summary
An undercover cop infiltrates a drug operation that makes a shark-based hallucinogen, from whose lab various hybrid creatures have escaped.
Trailer
Full Movie
Details
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Legal stream finders
- https://nobraincellsleft.github.io/JustWatch-Search/title/tm1317383
- https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/cocaine-shark
Info
- IMDb 1.7/10
Personnel
- Director: Mark Polonia
Cast
- Ken VanSant
- Samantha Coolidge
- Titus Himmelberger
Opinion
This is a bit more like what I was expecting from post-Sharknado schlock. But even schlockier. A bunch of friends and family decide "Hey, we can make our own shark movie!" using their lakehouse and motorboat.
But instead of terrible CGI sharks, we get terrible rubber & papier mâché sharks. Sweet!
Unfortunately we get too much of the non-existent acting and not enough of the laughably bad effects. And it's nothing like the poster, of course.
Score: 1 out of 5 sharks.
Screenshots
The classiness of the opening titles belies the shittiness of the film.
Skellington!
The actor screams "Shark!" But the reflection in his glasses screams "Person with a tripod!"
Hammerhead shark/crab hybrid eats said actor.
Shark/crab also melts people?
Shark/man is still on the loose! Beware the papier maché!
Maaaan watch the trailer on IMDB
It looks so shit that it could be good if watched baked or something
It definitely has high school or college film "quality" to it. But if you're looking for a film to heckle with friends, it will be sufficiently entertaining.