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Group Of Teen Girls Convinces JD Vance To Kill Himself (theonion.com)
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[–] misteloct@lemmy.world -1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I wish he was that sensitive. Trump and Musk, sure. Vance is the smarter, worse type of Republican imo.

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He isn't terribly smart. Just not quite as stupid as Donnie.

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

The bar is not that high. You just need to stop digging when the shovel is still in usable condition.