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I was Broccoli Salad.
My sister was deviled eggs.
Ey drop that broccoli salad, are we talking savoury, sweet--what flavour profile??
SUSIE’S BROCCOLI SALAD
for cookout (large portion)
1 head broccoli, chopped ( used BJ's packages 2 - [=5 small heads])
½ medium red onion, chopped (used about one full small yellow)
¼ cup celery, chopped (used 1/2 cup)
4 slices bacon, fried and crumbled (used 7 strips pan fried)
1 cup cheddar cheese, shredded (used 3 cups)
DRESSING: (made double everything below +extra spoon of vinegar to taste)
½ cup mayonnaise
¼ cup sugar
1 Tablespoon vinegar
Combine broccoli, red onion, celery, bacon and cheddar cheese in a serving bowl. Combine all dressing ingredients and blend well. Pour dressing over salad just before serving.
NOTE: I prefer to add dressing ahead of time and allow flavors to blend.q
YIELD: 4 Servings