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Yep, PHP is turning 30 this year! Wondering if "PHP is still relevant?" Ever since we have been hearing that PHP is dead. It was “dead” 10 years ago, 5 years ago, and “is dead” today. But somehow - it isn’t. Anyway... happy birthday!

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[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 22 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Well, at least PHP isn’t as bad as JSP.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Or TSP (trisodium phosphate) - which you can't even make websites with, but it's great for cleaning oil spots off the driveway.

[–] PolarKraken@programming.dev 4 points 2 weeks ago

Well, now, that's useful, but we shouldn't fail to mention good ol HCl, muriatic acid colloquially for this purpose, also great for cleaning oil stains from a driveway!

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