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[–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Default juice… so white grape? The juice they use to water down every other type of juice with a discernible flavor so they can still call it “100% juice”?

Fuck you I want to taste the guava. Fuck your fucking grapes.

[–] PmMeFrogMemes@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

grape, pear, and apple blended together so no single distinct flavor can be discerned

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