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Dreamt that a new law came into effect making it necessary to mop up your dog's piss in addition to lifting its turds, and that sanitary towels were being used for that purpose (infosec.pub)
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[–] Coolbeanschilly@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Don't give municipal bureaucrats any ideas.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Have you been to any dog parks lately?

The amount of dog shit (I hope) left within a couple of feet of doggie bag dispensers is too damned high.

[–] anothercatgirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

How about those liquidy sticky shits that soak into the turf a bit and are impossible to completely pick up?

[–] Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

You have to tapdance on it until it's gone

[–] SpikesOtherDog@ani.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

I try to toss dirt or grass on it and scoop up what I can.