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[–] Fifrok@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 4 weeks ago

White grape? Here that's apple juice. And not only for 'juice 100%' but also instead of sugar (to get around sugar-in-drinks taxes).

It's in almost bloody everything. Last week I bought pre made tea, I get home and it's fucking 20% apple juice and like 0.1% green tea extract, guess what it tasted like. fucking. apple. juice.

Fuck your putrid shit ass apples, you greedy bastards. hope you crash your car into an apple orchard if you like them so much.