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[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Have you tried sleeping with him for a raise?

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Thought about giving him a handjob, but his weiner is shaped weird

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Well then forget that promotion.

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

May I please be promoted to customer? They're treated much better