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I wouldn't say I'm rich or famous. Some people say that, sure. But I wouldn't say it.

But I know a lot of rich and famous guys. They come to me and they say, Mr Trump, sir we're looking for a good way to improve the economy. And I say to them - I'm very humble when I say this, because I'm not like them - I say, I got my MBA at Wharton so I know a few things. And I've run many successful businesses, you can actually shop at some of them right now if you want to open your phones and go pick up a few Trump coins, they're going to be very valuable very soon, we're making some changes, you'll see. So I tell them, I say, the first thing you need to do is you need to bring the jobs back to America. And they frown and they say that its so much cheaper to get labor elsewhere. But I shake my finger and I say America has the best workers. And we have the best economy. And if you're not doing business here, you're losing money. And you know what? They listen to me. The rich and the powerful people, they listen to me because they trust me. I'm just a little guy, but I'm very smart. And that's how I've been so successful. So all these rich and famous people, they listen to me. And that's how they make their money.

So that's why they're bringing the jobs back. I'm doing that for you. Not because I want to be rich and famous, but because I want you to be rich and famous. I want everyone in America to be rich. And I want the rest of the world to look at America and think "We should be more like the Americans". And you know what? We're doing it, folks. In six months, we've taken American from a place that nobody wants to copy. And now everyone wants to be like us. It's like the old - they would say on the court, do you want to be like Mike? And all the other basketball players would say "Yes, we want to be like Mike". And that's what America is. That's the M in MAGA. We're on the box of cereal, folks. We're Making America Mike Again.