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[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I wear black nail polish and skirts and still get zero pussy.

[–] sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 18 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Same. Must be because I'm a woman, smh.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

I would think it would be easier, that being the case.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

I mean, you get at least ONE pussy.

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Nah plenty of women are into other women who dress like that. My SO for example.

[–] Arcity@feddit.nl 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Okay, but how much dick do you get?

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

That must hurt your back, but power to you if you can pull it off!

[–] don@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

power to you if you can pull it off!

Jesus fucking himself christ, that’s horrific

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 weeks ago

quietly laughing to death

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

not what i meant