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[โ€“] Kolanaki@pawb.social 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Excuse me, but my moldy bread has maggots in it."

"Gonna have to charge you extra for the maggots."

[โ€“] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

And the mold. Oof, thats a drug prevursor. Gonna be a lot if you dont have good insurance. Also if you do.

I've already called the DEA, please pay quickly and leave the building, or ill have to charge your next 9f kin for the window they shoot you through.