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[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 63 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (37 children)

I did the same almost, bought weird new energy drinks, was about to drink one at work, looked at the can better, 5,5% alcohol. Whoops.

Drank it on the drive home instead, naturally

[–] aln@lemmy.world 30 points 3 weeks ago (34 children)

Why the fuck are you drinking alcohol and driving?

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 15 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I had already opedened it, what else was I supposed to do, pour it out?? How wasteful smdh fr

[–] Evkob@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Put it in your cupholder and drink it at home??

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago

Don't be ridiculous, it would have gone flat by then. Yuck!

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