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Hebephile. 11-14 age
Ephebephile. 14-16 age
Pedophile. Sub 11 age
Dicapriophile. Sub 25 age
Wtf is with the order of that list?
Dicapriophile. Sub 25 age
Ephebephile. 16-14 age
Hebephile. 14-11 age
Pedophile. Sub 11 age
There it's in ABC order
Alphabetical order is also decending order whaaaaaaaaaat 🤯
It's been a long time since I was in a statistics class but, if my math is right, there's a ~4.1667% chance of that happening randomly.
Alphabetizing a list of items whose sole characteristic is numerical wouldn’t have been my first response.
I thought dicapriophile is at the end cause its clearly a joke about Leo lol
Also DiCapriophile doesn't make sense for the joke they're making. That would be someone that's into DiCaprio, not who he's into.
Okay yeah I have a really good clip I've been waiting to post on a comment like this.
R. Kelly is not a p*dophile (technically speaking) | Gianmarco Soresi
All the other -philes are words used by pedophiles to try not look like pedophiles.
https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/Category:English_terms_suffixed_with_-phile
erotophonophile - A person with a paraphilia for committing lust murder.
Absolutely zero need to further define this shit beyond pedophile. They should all be treated the same. Except the last one. But maybe still just in case.