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[โ€“] Lemmchen@feddit.org 98 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Still the best that could realistically happen.

[โ€“] kamenlady@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago

True. I never knew, before the day i saw that older lady walking funny in front of me. She was kinda in a hurry and entered the hall of the next building. When i passed by, she was bottoms up, ejecting that shit like a merry fountain and cursing like hell.

An unforgettable unexpected scene.

The other one, that i didn't see, was the guy in the mall toilet, asking a kid to go buy him some Bermudas, because he had an "accident". The kid told everyone around and when the guy came out, he had the whole floor clapping and cheering.