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[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I haven’t, my farts are long. And loud. And they REEK.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 1 month ago

I Think You Should Leave.

[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Congratulations on your farts not being loadbearing tho.

[–] onslaught545@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago

I bet they're still young.

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 month ago

Actually I've only visited Heathrow for a layover. Never been to London Bridge!